The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz (HarperCollins, October 2001, 0-06-029488-4, $17.95, 159pp, hc, co, cover by Phil Parks)
Young-adult poetry collection, illustrated by Phil Parks.
- 9 · If I Were a Potato · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 10 · A Skeleton’s Hotel · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 11 · The Wart · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 12 · When Good Manners Matter · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 13 · The Monstrous Broccoli Excuse · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 14 · Peg-Leg Zeg · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 16 · A Short Trip · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 17 · Silly · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 18 · The Paper Doorway · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 20 · All Families Are Not the Same · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 21 · My Words · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 22 · Auntie · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 24 · The Man with Four Eyes · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 25 · Dogs and Hogs · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 26 · What I Like · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 27 · Them and Us · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 29 · The Young Musician—Or Maybe Thug · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 30 · Handyman · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 31 · Mary Thinks She Wants a Puppy · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 34 · Safe Household Accidents · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 36 · Frankenbunny · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 39 · Those Weird Guys in Nursery Rhymes · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 41 · A Strange Day on the Farm · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 42 · Plurals · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 44 · Wishes · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 46 · Better Than Money · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 47 · Dinner with Jilly · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 48 · The Threat · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 50 · You Get the Pickle You Ask For · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 52 · The Prettiest Butterfly I Will Ever See · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 53 · I Don’t Share · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 54 · Dangerous Music · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 55 · A Bad Cat · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 56 · What Do We Do, What Do We Do? · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 58 · Baseball Is Safer · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 59 · A Beverage with Antlers · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 60 · The Cabbage Feels No Pain · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 63 · The Reliable Bunny · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 65 · Peace Through Hopping · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 66 · Do Trees Sneeze? · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 67 · The Seasons of a Toad · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 68 · Stars, Mars, and Chocolate Bars · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 70 · Rain · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 74 · Snowland · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 86 · Rumor · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 88 · Crime and Punishment · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 89 · Wally the Werewolf · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 92 · A Cure for Ugly · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 94 · Princess with a Tail · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 96 · Why I Find It So Hard to Learn · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 98 · The Shark in the Park · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 101 · At War with Wood · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 103 · Food Psychos · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 104 · Boogeyman · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 110 · Sick · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 111 · Head Number Two · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 112 · Rocks · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 114 · Red Hair · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 116 · Thinking About Me · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 118 · The Fearful Bee · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 120 · The Bear with One Green Ear · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 122 · Toast and Jam · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 123 · Balance · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 124 · Why Most People Prefer Cats and Dogs · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 126 · Fashion-Plate Fido · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 127 · Cats in Spats · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 129 · The Ages of a Toad · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 132 · Listen to the Wind · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 134 · The Pig with Pride · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 137 · Up · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 138 · An Angry Poem by a Dragon’s Mother · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 140 · An Accident at the Pole · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 142 · An Interesting Fact About Dogs · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 144 · Lucky Skunk · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 145 · So There · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 146 · Horse Thief · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 147 · A Long Day of Rhyming · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 148 · Insults · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 149 · Advice · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 150 · Being Me · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 152 · The Woggle Wrangler · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 154 · Why? · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 156 · Poem by My Dog · Dean Koontz · pm The Paper Doorway: Funny Verse and Nothing Worse by Dean Koontz, HarperCollins, 2001
- 158 · Index · [uncredited] · ix (r)
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