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Taken for a Ride [7]

Science Fiction Age March 1994
Complications & Other Science Fiction Stories, Cosmos Books, 2003

Review by Ian Braidwood

Joe is a smart cookie. For him life is one long arcade game: ZAP! POW! He knows he's destined for greatness.

After a long week, he decides to score some E and heads for King's Cross. The Police are having another crackdown, but that just adds to the buzz, until he's hustled into the back of a car, when he becomes a bit less sure of himself.

Hang on... How many detective constables cruise the streets in a Rolls Royce? And how come they know so much about him?

It's beginning to look like he's about to become part of the motoring's architectural legacy to the nation...


Taking the Piss [14]

Asimov's Science Fiction June 2002
In the Flesh and Other Tales of the Biotech Revolution, Borgo Press, March 2009

Review by Ian Braidwood

Brian has really made the biotech sub-genre his own - to the point where other authors fear to follow.

Many authors use nanotechnology, but this really betrays their physics bias. They seem reluctant to learn the science to handle genetics, which is a bit silly really, because Nature is easily the most accomplished nanotechnologist there is. This reticence is perhaps amplified by the current gene paranoia whipped up by the mass media. To say something intelligent about genetic engineering is to commit a heresy liable to reduce the yield of one of the media's most productive cash cows...

...And you thought attaining freedom was just a matter of limiting the power of the state.

Taking the Piss follows Darren Hepplewhite as he is kidnapped by three mean hombres outside Sainsburys, a supermarket chain here in the UK. As you've probably guessed from the name, Darren is not an ex-SAS stormtrooper, but a member of the long-term unemployed who has been forced to hire out his bladder as a bioreactor to GSKC. So he is from this point officially out of his depth.

All is not lost however, because something very interesting is happening inside his bladder and - apart from kidnapping - everyone who wants a share of the action is willing to abide by the law, sort of.

Brian has made a career of swimming against the science-fictional tide and with these biotechnology stories he his kicking against the strongest current of them all. The ending too, goes against fashion and perhaps you'll think: What? But think of it from Darren's point of view; at least he has notional membership of the organisation he aligns himself with.


The Temptation of Saint Anthony [6]

The Secret History of Vampires ed. Darrell Schweitzer, DAW, April 2007
The Innsmouth Heritage and Other Sequels, Borgo Press, January 2009

Tenebrio [12]

Vanishing Acts ed. Ellen Datlow, Tor, 2000
Sheena & Other Gothic Tales, Immanion Press, May 2006

Review by Ian Braidwood

This story is a by-product of Brian's efforts at translating Paul Féval's writings into English. He was trying to find out how to render Le Chevalier Ténèbre into English, when he looked up tenebrio in the dictionary.

What he found started a train of thought, which ended here. I suggest you do the same - once you've finished the story - because the result is interesting.

The story follows John Hazard, an entomology professor, who is called in by ex-student Steve Pearlman, now turned eco-warrior.

The subject for Pearlman's efforts is Tenebrion Wood (I told you not to look it up till afterward. :-) and his hope is that Hazard will find a rare species of beetle, which might get the site designated a site of special scientific interest and stop the bulldozers in their tracks.

Hazard does indeed find a rare beetle, but it dooms the wood rather than saves it, but that is before the wood is able to do its party piece...


Thicker Than Water [11]

Route 666 ed. David Pringle, GW Books, 1990 (as by Brian Craig)

Review by Ian Braidwood

This story involves Carl and Bro, who are brothers and have a similar relationship to each other as George and Lenny from Of Mice and Men. They both work for GenTech and because Carl's quite ambitious, have become involved with Doc Zarathustra, which is as sure-fire way of getting deeply into trouble as has yet been devised.

One day, the doc sends them both out to retrieve a girl who has escaped from the GenTech compound. When she is captured by a vicious bike gang, the brothers' trouble is only just beginning...

This is the Dark Future story which is closest to Brian's style, though bike gangs and guns don't generally feature in his own stories. Think Mad Max, but with more guns.


The Third Return of Captain Feature [2]

Proteus (fnz) #1, January 1966 (as by Kay Stirling)

Three prose poems

Eclipse (fnz) #1, June 1966

Three Versions of a Fable [1]

Bats and Red Velvet (fnz) #14, September 1995
Fables and Fantasies, Necronomicon Press, 1996
The Innsmouth Heritage and Other Sequels, Borgo Press, January 2009

Review by Ian Braidwood

A retelling of Oscar Wilde's tail of a student, who besotted with a young woman, is desperate to find the single red rose, which is the price of her affections.

A nightingale takes sympathy on the young man and impales herself on a thorn, so that her blood can supply the colour for the flower.

Brian then expands the tail by recounting it from the point of view of nightingales and rose bushes.


Time [poem]

Manchester Evening News 1959

The Titan Unwrecked; or, Futility Revisited [19]

Tales of the Shadowmen ed. J.-M. and Randy Lofficier, Black Coat Press, 2005
The Innsmouth Heritage and Other Sequels, Borgo Press, January 2009
The Vampire Almanac: Volume 2 ed. J.-M. and Randy Lofficier, Black Coat Press, 2015

Totentanz

Inferno! #27, November/December 2001 (as by Brian Craig)

To the Bad [4]

The Weerde: Book 1 ed. Mary Gentle & Roz Kaveney, Roc, 1992
The Gardens of Tantalus and Other Delusions, Borgo Press, March 2008

Review by Ian Braidwood

Say hello to Francis, who is here to tell us about his sister Cecilie.

Together, they have grown up as part of a secret society within the one we know and I'm not talking the Masons, folks.

Living in constant fear of discovery, part of a community which would hound them into oblivion, they are taught that the golden rule is discretion; how not to draw attention to oneself.

Then Cecilie joins a rock group...


The Tour [8]

Science Fiction Age January 1998
Changelings and Other Metamorphic Tales, Borgo Press, March 2009

A Transitory Awakening [poem]

Phile (fnz) #2, August 1966

Tread Softly [7]

Interzone #117, March 2002
Changelings and Other Metamorphic Tales, Borgo Press, March 2009

Review by Ian Braidwood

It's good to see Brian back in the pages of Interzone, it's been far too long.

Set in a military hospital in Dorset during the First World War, this story follows an orderly who was himself injured while serving as a conscientious objector. One of his patients lets slip that he knows where he can get hold of a magic carpet, not of the flying kind, but a dreamweave and as such, fabulously rare and valuable.

Our hero sets out to acquire a carpet for himself, but is only able to get one which has been returned as bad. Convinced that the nature of the weave is determined by its owner, he sets about turning the carpet to good use.

Here Brian is writing in a mode at which he is the best: a period piece. It is however lacklustre, because the ending is quite flat.

Perhaps the story should have been allowed to continue.


The Tree of Life [10]

Asimov's Science Fiction September 1994
The Tree of Life and Other Tales of the Biotech Revolution, Borgo Press, September 2007

Review by Ian Braidwood

When Hilda March is washed up on a tropical island after a similarly tropical storm, she probably thinks luck has been kind to her. Unfortunately, she's reckoning without John Drummond, heir and guardian of Samuel Morgan Drummond's legacy, deep in the interior of the island.

Drummond recovers her body, feeds and shelters her while her internal technology sets about repair. However, he's not sure she's the innocent she appears. She could be a spy from the UN, trying to find his grandfather's Heackel tree and he can't allow that, they'd destroy it.

Given that this is obviously a story set in the Emortality universe, it comes as no surprise to hear that grandpapa was a geneticist and that the tree links to Heackel's principal of ontogeny recapitulating phylogeny; but what happens to anyone who eats it's fruit?


The Trial [12]

Asimov's Science Fiction July 2007
In the Flesh and Other Tales of the Biotech Revolution, Borgo Press, March 2009

T.R.U.E. [2]

Interphase (fnz) #8, April 1972

True Collectors [15]

The Fortune Teller ed. Lawrence Schimel & Martin H. Greenberg, DAW, 1997

Review by Ian Braidwood

This story is actually rather scary, which may not sound like a recommendation, but little short of Cronenberg qives me the willies and my views on the horror genre generally are not flattering. However, I'm not sure you can classify this as horror, or even supernatural. It is odd.

Our protagonist is a high class fence, who acts as agent between people who have too much money and people who have too little; not that there's any affilitaion with Robin Hood, you understand.

The story begins when our hero brings one of his clients a wooden box with some cheap cards and wooden counters inside, which provokes an armed failure of rich man's sense of proportion. The interest is further ratcheted when the thief is incinerated, leaving a smear and a heavily pregant girlfriend behind.

At this point, a mysterious man in a grey suit enters the story, sending omnious suspicion through the roof.

Definitely worth getting.


The True Story of Why Earth Was Blackballed by the Galactic Federation [1]

Tiofart (fnz) #1, January 1979

The Truth About Pickman [7]

Black Wings ed. S. T. Joshi, PS Publishing, May 2010
The Legacy of Erich Zann and Other Tales of the Cthulhu Mythos, Borgo Press, April 2012

Tsathoggua's Breath [6]

The Madness of Cthulhu: Volume Two ed. S. T. Joshi, Titan, October 2015

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