NEWSPAPER: Bedford Gazette (February 11, 1916) "Untitled" A poem. A limerick. Illustrated. Bedford (Pennsylvania) Gazette; February 11, 1916; p 2. [NPA]
from Bedford Gazette Untitled by Ellis Parker Butler
A Scotchman whose name was Isbister
Had a maiden giraffe he called "sister"
When she said "Oh, be mine,
Be my sweet Valentine!"
He just shinned up her long neck and kissed her.
