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PERELMAN, S. J. (stories) (continued)
- Beat Me, Post-Impressionist Daddy (ss) The New Yorker Nov 21 1942
- Amo, Amas, Amat, Amamus, Amatis, Enough! (ss) The New Yorker May 8 1943
- Casanova, Move Over (ss) The New Yorker Jun 12 1943
- Whatever Goes Up (ss) The New Yorker Oct 2 1943
- Hit Him Again, He’s Sober (ss) The New Yorker Jan 8 1944
- I Visit the Kiddies (ar) The Saturday Evening Post Jan 15 1944
- Insert Flap A and Throw Away (ss) The New Yorker Feb 5 1944
- Are You a Good Parent? (ms) Lilliput Feb 1944
- Garnish Your Face with Parsley and Serve (ss) The New Yorker Apr 1 1944
- Sleepy-Time Extra (ss) The New Yorker May 20 1944
- Dental or Mental, I Say It’s Spinach (ar) The Saturday Evening Post May 27 1944
- Take Two Parts Sand, One Part Girl and Stir (ss) The New Yorker Jul 8 1944
- Birthday of the Infanta (ar) The Saturday Evening Post Jul 15 1944
- So Little Time Marches On (ss) The New Yorker Sep 23 1944
- The Longer the Lip, the Smoother the Grift (ss) The New Yorker Oct 14 1944
- Farewell, My Lovely Appetizer (ss) The New Yorker Dec 16 1944
- At My Dentist’s (hu) The Strand Magazine Dec 1944
- Christmas A.M. at the Dabneys 1950 (ss) Cosmopolitan Dec 1944
- Send No Money, Honey (ss) The New Yorker Jan 6 1945
- Danger: Boys at Play (hu) The Strand Magazine Feb 1945
- Nothin? Could Be Finer Than to Dine from Manny’s China in the Mornin? (ss) The New Yorker Mar 3 1945
- It Was Her Birthday (hu) The Strand Magazine Apr 1945
- Hell in the Gabardines (ss) The New Yorker May 12 1945
- Pull Devil, Pull Beagle (ss) The New Yorker Dec 1 1945
- No Dearth of Mirth—Fill Out the Coupon! (ss) The New Yorker Dec 22 1945
- How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth (ss) The New Yorker Jan 5 1946
- Pain Counterpane (ss) The New Yorker Aug 10 1946
- Strictly from Mars, or, How to Philander in Five Easy Colors (ss) The New Yorker Oct 26 1946
- Wing Out Sweet Chariot (ar) Printers’ Pie Win 1946
- Westward Ha! (ss) Holiday Nov 1947
- The Sweeter the Tooth, the Nearer the Couch (ss) The New Yorker Feb 7 1948
- Don’t Bring Me Oscars (When It’s Shoesies That I Need) (ss) The New Yorker Mar 13 1948
- Many a Slip (ss) The New Yorker Apr 17 1948
- Danger in the Drain (ss) The New Yorker May 1 1948
- Mortar and Pestle (ss) The New Yorker Oct 16 1948
- Into Your Tent I’ll Creep (ar) The New Yorker Oct 30 1948
- Tuberoses and Tigers (ar) The New Yorker Nov 13 1948
- Stringing Up Father (ss) The New Yorker Jan 1 1949
- How Ruritanian Can You Get? (ar) The New Yorker Jan 22 1949
- Sodom in the Suburbs (ar) The New Yorker Feb 12 1949
- Lady, Play Your Endocrines (ar) The New Yorker Mar 12 1949
- Mayfair Mama, Turn Your Damper Down (ar) The New Yorker May 14 1949
- Great Aches from Little Boudoirs Grow (ar) The New Yorker Jul 9 1949
- Our Vines Have Shrewder Grapes (ss) The New Yorker Apr 22 1950
- Personne Ici Except Us Chickens (ss) The New Yorker May 20 1950
- The Han D That Cradles the Rock (ss) The New Yorker Jul 1 1950
- Antic Hey-Hey (ss) The New Yorker Sep 9 1950
- Why, Doctor, What Big Green Eyes You Have! (ar) The New Yorker Sep 30 1950
- Salesman, Spare That Psyche (ss) The New Yorker Nov 11 1950
- Rock-a-Bye Viscount, in the Treetop (ss) The New Yorker Dec 23 1950
- Nesselrode to Jeopardy (hu) The New Yorker Jan 6 1951
- On the Banks of the Old Hogwash (ss) The New Yorker Jan 27 1951
- Four-and-Twenty Blackjacks (ar) The New Yorker Mar 3 1951
- Chewies the Goat but Flicks Need Hypo (ss) The New Yorker Mar 31 1951
- Hell Hath No Fury...and Saks No Brake (ss) The New Yorker Apr 28 1951
- Nirvana Small by a Waterfall (ss) The New Yorker Jun 2 1951
- Swing Out, Sweet Opiate (ss) The New Yorker Jul 21 1951
- Duck, for the Night Is Coming (ss) The New Yorker Aug 11 1951
- Up the Close and Down the Stair (ss) The New Yorker Sep 8 1951
- Oh, Sing Again That Song of Venery (ar) The New Yorker Oct 20 1951
- A Girl and a Boy Anthropoid Were Dancing (ss) The New Yorker Jan 12 1952
- Springtime for Sidney (ar) Redbook Feb 1952
- When to the Sessions of Sweet Silent Films... (ar) The New Yorker Aug 2 1952
- Roll On, Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1952
- Vintage Swine (ar) The New Yorker Sep 20 1952
- The Wickedest Woman in Larchmont (ar) The New Yorker Oct 18 1952
- I’m Sorry I Made Me Cry (ar) The New Yorker Nov 8 1952
- Danger-Molting Plumage (ss) The New Yorker Nov 22 1952
- By the Waters of Razz-Ma-Taz (ss) The New Yorker Jan 3 1953
- “M” Is for the Migraine That She Gave Me (ss) The New Yorker Mar 14 1953
- De Gustibus Ain’t What Dey Used to Be (ss) The New Yorker Apr 18 1953
- I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been a Matrix of Lean Meat (ss) The New Yorker May 16 1953
- Come on in, the Liability’s Fine (ss) The New Yorker Jun 6 1953
- Hungarian Goulash, with Battered Noodles (ar) The New Yorker Jun 27 1953
- Sorry-No Phone or Mail Orders (ss) The New Yorker Jul 18 1953
- Don’t Tell Me, Pretty Gypsy (ss) The New Yorker Aug 15 1953
- Genuflection in the Sun (ss) The New Yorker Aug 29 1953
- It Takes Two to Tango but Only One to Squirm (ar) The New Yorker Sep 12 1953
- Shades of Young Girls Among the Flummery (ar) The New Yorker Oct 10 1953
- Short Easterly Squall, with Low Visibility and Rising Gorge (ss) The New Yorker Oct 24 1953
- And Thou Beside Me Yacketing in the Wildernes (ss) The New Yorker Nov 21 1953
- You’re My Everything Plus City Sales Tax (ss) The New Yorker Dec 12 1953
- Calling All Addlepates (ss) The New Yorker Jan 16 1954
- Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: To Count the Cats in Zanzibar (ss) The New Yorker Jul 31 1954
- Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: Shoot, if You Must, Past This Old Gray Head (ss) The New Yorker Aug 14 1954
- Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa Jet-Propelled Turban (ss) The New Yorker Aug 28 1954
- Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: The Artemisses (ss) The New Yorker Nov 6 1954
- Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Snail-Bore in Africa: Against the Grain with Charlene Bozeman (ss) The New Yorker Jan 29 1955
- No Starch in the Dhoti, S’ll Vous Plait (ss) The New Yorker Feb 12 1955
- This Little Piggy Went to Market (ss) The New Yorker Apr 23 1955
- Swindle Sheet with Blueblood Engrailed, Arrant Fibs Rampant (ss) The New Yorker Jun 4 1955
- The Saucier’s Apprentice (ss) The New Yorker Jan 14 1956
- Cuckoos Nesting-Do Not Disturb (ss) The New Yorker Aug 25 1956
- The Yanks Are Coming, in Five Breathless Colors (ss) The New Yorker Jan 19 1957
- Love My Toucan (ss) This Week Apr 7 1957
- A Cake Is a Cake Is a Masterpiece (hu) Escapade Jun 1957
- Humor (hu) Rex Nov 1957, etc.
- On Me It Looks Wizard (ss) The New Yorker Jan 25 1958
- Where Do You Work-A, John? (ss) The New Yorker Jun 7 1958
- Rent Me and I’ll Come to You (ss) The New Yorker Jul 12 1958
- Call and I Follow, I Follow! (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1958
- Small Is My Cinema, Deep My Doze (ss) The New Yorker Sep 20 1958
- And Thou Beside Me... Yacketing in the Wilderness (ar) Escapade Feb 1959
- Open Letter to a Cold-Slough Mob (ss) The New Yorker Nov 7 1959
- Baby, I Will Enchant Thine Ear-Maybe (ss) The New Yorker Jan 9 1960
- I Declare, Under Penalty of Milkshake (ss) The New Yorker Feb 20 1960
- A Brush with Quality (ss) The New Yorker Jun 25 1960
- Eine Kleine Mothmusik (ss) The New Yorker Aug 13 1960
- Let Old Acquaintance Be Forgot (ss) The New Yorker Oct 8 1960
- Monomania, You and Me Is Quits (ss) The New Yorker Nov 26 1960
- Gather Ye Rosebuds, but Watch Ye Step (ss) The New Yorker Jan 7 1961
- The Sweet Chick Gone (ss) The New Yorker Jun 3 1961
- If It Please Your Honor (ss) The New Yorker Apr 28 1962
- A Walk on the Sweet Side (ss) The New Yorker Aug 11 1962
- Hail to the Chief, at Two-Thirds Off (ss) The New Yorker Sep 15 1962
- Once Over Lightly, and Please Hush Your Bazoo (ss) The New Yorker Dec 14 1963
- Hello, Central, Give Me That Jolly Old Pelf (ss) The New Yorker Dec 21 1963
- If a Slicker Meet a Slicker (ss) The New Yorker Jan 25 1964
- I Was a Slave of Love (hu) The Saturday Evening Post Feb 22 1964
- Great Oafs from Little Monsters Grow (ss) The New Yorker May 16 1964
- Good-bye, Broadway, Hello, Mr. Square (hu) The Saturday Evening Post May 23 1964
- Eat, Drink, and Be Wary (ss) The New Yorker Nov 21 1964
- Pastiche of the Author in Sweet Disarray (ss) The New Yorker Dec 26 1964
- Flatten Your Wallet—High Style Ahead (ss) The New Yorker Feb 20 1965
- Six Daggers East (ss) The New Yorker Feb 27 1965
- Sex and the Single Boy (ss) The New Yorker May 8 1965
- Caveat Emptor, Fortissimo Ex Philadelphia (ss) The New Yorker Jun 19 1965
- Are You Decent, Mem-Sahib? (ss) The New Yorker Aug 28 1965
- No Autographs, Please—I’m Invisible (ss) The New Yorker Sep 18 1965
- Caution-Beware of Excess Prophets (ss) The New Yorker Oct 23 1965
- Afternoon with a Pint-Sized Faun (ss) The New Yorker Dec 4 1965
- Tell Me Clear, Parachutist Dear, Are You Man or Mouse? (ss) The New Yorker Dec 25 1965
- Muddler on the Roof (ss) The New Yorker Feb 19 1966
- Hey, What’s Wriggling Around That Caduceus? (ss) The New Yorker Jun 18 1966
- The Rape of the Drape (ss) The New Yorker Sep 24 1966
- Anna Trivia Pluralized (ss) The New Yorker Nov 26 1966
- Let a Snarl Be Your Umbrella (ss) The New Yorker Jan 14 1967
- In Spite of All Temptations/To Belong to Other Nations (ss) The New Yorker Mar 25 1967
- Dear Sir or Madam (ss) The New Yorker Jun 3 1967
- The Hermit Crab (ss) The New Yorker Jul 15 1967
- Lock Lips—Monkeyshines in the Bridgework (ss) The New Yorker Oct 7 1967
- 10:30 and All Quiet on West Forty-Fifth Street (ss) The New Yorker Dec 23 1967
- Naked in Piccadilly, W. I (ss) The New Yorker Jan 27 1968
- And, in the Center Ring, That Stupendous Death-Defying Daredevil .. (ss) The New Yorker May 11 1968
- Five Little Biceps and How They Flew (ss) The New Yorker Oct 19 1968
- Call Me Monty, and Grovel Freely (ss) The New Yorker Nov 23 1968
- Come, Costly Fido, for I Am Sick with Love (ss) The New Yorker Dec 7 1968
- Thunder Under the Kalahari, or, Aliquid Novi Ex Botswana? (ss) The New Yorker Dec 21 1968
- She Walks in Beauty—Single File, Eyes Front, and No Hanky-Panky (ss) The New Yorker Feb 22 1969
- Calling All Moths: Candle Dead Ahead (ss) The New Yorker May 3 1969
- Be a Cat’s-Paw! Lose Big Money! (ss) The New Yorker Jul 26 1969
- Moonstruck at Sunset (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1969
- To Erris Human, to Forgive Supine (ss) The New Yorker Oct 4 1969
- Out of This Nettle, Danger.. (ss) The New Yorker Nov 29 1969
- Slow Down-Dangerous Footlights Ahead (ss) The New Yorker Nov 21 1970
- The Pen Is Mightier-And Also Pricier (ss) The New Yorker Dec 26 1970
- Cat Trick (vi) Baby It’s Cold Inside, Random House 1970
- Disquiet, Please, We’re Turning (ss) The New Yorker Jan 1 1972
- New Girdle, with Lots of Support (ss) The New Yorker Jan 8 1972
- The Turkey Trot: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back (ss) The New Yorker Jan 15 1972
- Dip in Hot Water and Fry Till Acerbic (ss) The New Yorker Feb 5 1972
- In Vishnuland I’ll Take No Stand (ss) The New Yorker Feb 12 1972
- For Sale or Rent: One Pair of Seven League Boots (ss) The New Yorker Feb 19 1972
- Sleep Tight, Your Honor (ss) The New Yorker Aug 12 1972
- Hail, Hail, the Ganglia’s All Here (ss) The New Yorker Sep 23 1972
- Razzle-Dazzle in the Rib Room (ss) The New Yorker Oct 29 1973
- Ready, Aim, Flee! (ss) The New Yorker Dec 24 1973
- Whenas in Gilt My Julio Goes (ss) The New Yorker Jan 21 1974
- And Then the Whining Schoolboy, with His Satchel (ss) The New Yorker Dec 9 1974
- One of Our Stagecraft Is Missing (ss) The New Yorker Dec 23 1974
- I Have Nothing to Declare but My Genius (ss) The New Yorker Feb 24 1975
- The Frost Is on the Noggin (ss) The New Yorker Jun 2 1975
- The Joy of Mooching (ss) The New Yorker Sep 27 1976
- Recapture Your Rapture, in One Seedy Session (ss) The New Yorker Nov 29 1976
- Under the Shrinking Royalty the Village Smithy Stands (ss) The New Yorker Dec 27 1976
- To Yearn Is Subhuman, to Forestall Divine (ss) The New Yorker May 23 1977
- All Precincts Beware—Paper Tigress Loose! (ss) The New Yorker Jun 27 1977
- Methinks the Lady Doth Propel Too Much (ss) The New Yorker Sep 26 1977
- Scram! You Made the Pants Too Short (ss) The New Yorker Oct 24 1977
- Meanness Rising from the Suds (ss) The New Yorker Jan 2 1978
- Is There a Writer in the House? (ss) The New Yorker Mar 20 1978
- As I Was Going to St. Ives I Met a Man with Seventeen Wives (ss) The New Yorker Sep 11 1978
- One Order of Blintzes, and Hold the Flimflam (ss) The New Yorker Nov 6 1978
- Wanted: Short or Long Respite by Former Cineaste (ss) The New Yorker Feb 19 1979
- Portrait of the Artist as a Young Cat’s Paw (ss) The New Yorker Sep 10 1979
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