The FictionMags Index

Stories, Listed by Author

PERELMAN, S. J. (chron.) (continued)
• * Are We at the Crossroads?, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 23 1933
• * Are You a Good Parent?, (ms) Lilliput Feb 1944
• * Are You Decent, Mem-Sahib?, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 28 1965
• * Around the Bend in Eighty Days:
  * ___ I—Disquiet, Please, We’re Turning, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 1 1972
  * ___ II—New Girdle, with Lots of Support, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 8 1972
  * ___ III—The Turkey Trot: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 15 1972
  * ___ IV—Dip in Hot Water and Fry Till Acerbic, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 5 1972
  * ___ V—In Vishnuland I’ll Take No Stand, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 12 1972
  * ___ VI—For Sale or Rent: One Pair of Seven League Boots, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 19 1972
• * As I Was Going to St. Ives I Met a Man with Seventeen Wives, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 11 1978
• * At My Dentist’s, (hu) The Strand Magazine Dec 1944
• * Avocado, or the Future of Eating, (ss) The New Yorker May 1 1937
• * Baby, I Will Enchant Thine Ear-Maybe, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 9 1960
• * Be a Cat’s-Paw! Lose Big Money!, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 26 1969
• * Beat Me, Post-Impressionist Daddy, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 21 1942
• * Beauty and the Bee, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 21 1935
• * Before and After, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 28 1936
• * Bend Down, Sister, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 7 1942
• * Birthday of the Infanta, (ar) The Saturday Evening Post Jul 15 1944
• * Boy Meets Girl Meets Foot, (ss) The New Yorker May 13 1939
• * A Brush with Quality, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 25 1960
• * By the Waters of Razz-Ma-Taz, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 3 1953
• * A Cake Is a Cake Is a Masterpiece, (hu) Escapade Jun 1957
• * Call and I Follow, I Follow!, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1958
  • Argosy (UK) Jan 1963
• * Call Me Monty, and Grovel Freely, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 23 1968
• * Calling All Addlepates, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 16 1954
• * Calling All Moths: Candle Dead Ahead, (ss) The New Yorker May 3 1969
• * Captain Future, Block That Kick!, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 20 1940
• * Casanova, Move Over, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 12 1943
• * Cat Trick, (vi) Baby It’s Cold Inside, Random House 1970
  • Argosy (UK) Nov 1970
• * Caution-Beware of Excess Prophets, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 23 1965
• * Caution-Soft Prose Ahead!, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 24 1940
• * Caveat Emptor, Fortissimo Ex Philadelphia, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 19 1965
• * Chewies the Goat but Flicks Need Hypo, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 31 1951
• * China-Painting Prince of Dull Stories, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 8 1933
• * Christmas A.M. at the Dabneys 1950, (ss) Cosmopolitan Dec 1944
• * Cloudland Revisited:
  * ___ Antic Hey-Hey, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 9 1950
  * ___ By the Waters of Razz-Ma-Taz, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 3 1953
  * ___ Four-and-Twenty Blackjacks, (cl) The New Yorker Mar 3 1951
  * ___ Great Aches from Little Boudoirs Grow, (cl) The New Yorker Jul 9 1949
  * ___ How Ruritanian Can You Get?, (cl) The New Yorker Jan 22 1949
  * ___ Hungarian Goulash, with Battered Noodles, (cl) The New Yorker Jun 27 1953
  * ___ I’m Sorry I Made Me Cry, (cl) The New Yorker Nov 8 1952
  * ___ Into Your Tent I’ll Creep, (cl) The New Yorker Oct 30 1948
  * ___ It Takes Two to Tango but Only One to Squirm, (cl) The New Yorker Sep 12 1953
  * ___ Lady, Play Your Endocrines, (cl) The New Yorker Mar 12 1949
  * ___ “M” Is for the Migraine That She Gave Me, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 14 1953
  * ___ Mayfair Mama, Turn Your Damper Down, (cl) The New Yorker May 14 1949
  * ___ Oh, Sing Again That Song of Venery, (cl) The New Yorker Oct 20 1951
  * ___ Rock-a-Bye Viscount, in the Treetop, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 23 1950
  * ___ Roll On, Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1952
  * ___ Shades of Young Girls Among the Flummery, (cl) The New Yorker Oct 10 1953
  * ___ Sodom in the Suburbs, (cl) The New Yorker Feb 12 1949
  * ___ Tuberoses and Tigers, (cl) The New Yorker Nov 13 1948
  * ___ Vintage Swine, (cl) The New Yorker Sep 20 1952
  * ___ When to the Sessions of Sweet Silent Films..., (cl) The New Yorker Aug 2 1952
  * ___ Why, Doctor, What Big Green Eyes You Have!, (cl) The New Yorker Sep 30 1950
  * ___ The Wickedest Woman in Larchmont, (cl) The New Yorker Oct 18 1952
• * Come on in, the Liability’s Fine, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 6 1953
• * Come, Costly Fido, for I Am Sick with Love, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 7 1968
• * Counter-Revolution, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 2 1940
• * Creepy-Time Gal, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 28 1940
• * Cuckoos Nesting-Do Not Disturb, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 25 1956
• * Danger in the Drain, (ss) The New Yorker May 1 1948
  • Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine Jun 1964
• * Danger-Molting Plumage, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 22 1952
• * Danger: Boys at Play, (hu) The Strand Magazine Feb 1945
• * De Gustibus Ain’t What Dey Used to Be, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 18 1953
• * Dear Sir or Madam, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 3 1967
• * Dental or Mental, I Say It’s Spinach, (ar) The Saturday Evening Post May 27 1944
• * Dip in Hot Water and Fry Till Acerbic, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 5 1972
• * Disquiet, Please, We’re Turning, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 1 1972
• * Don’t Bring Me Oscars (When It’s Shoesies That I Need), (ss) The New Yorker Mar 13 1948
• * Don’t Tell Me, Pretty Gypsy, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 15 1953
• * Down with the Restoration, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 29 1938
  • The Avon Annual #4 1947
• * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa Jet-Propelled Turban, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 28 1954
• * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: Shoot, if You Must, Past This Old Gray Head, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 14 1954
• * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: The Artemisses, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 6 1954
• * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: To Count the Cats in Zanzibar, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 31 1954
• * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Snail-Bore in Africa: Against the Grain with Charlene Bozeman, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 29 1955
• * Duck, for the Night Is Coming, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 11 1951
• * Eat, Drink, and Be Wary, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 21 1964
• * Eine Kleine Mothmusik, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 13 1960
• * Farewell, My Lovely Appetizer, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 16 1944
  • Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine Jul 1945
  • Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine “Overseas Edition for the Armed Forces" Jul 1945
• * Five Little Biceps and How They Flew, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 19 1968
• * Flatten Your Wallet—High Style Ahead, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 20 1965
• * For Sale or Rent: One Pair of Seven League Boots, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 19 1972
• * Four-and-Twenty Blackjacks, (ar) The New Yorker Mar 3 1951
• * The Frost Is on the Noggin, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 2 1975
• * Frou-Frou, or the Future of Vertigo, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 16 1938
• * Garnish Your Face with Parsley and Serve, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 1 1944
• * Gather Ye Rosebuds, but Watch Ye Step, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 7 1961
• * Genuflection in the Sun, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 29 1953
• * A Girl and a Boy Anthropoid Were Dancing, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 12 1952
• * Good-bye, Broadway, Hello, Mr. Square, (hu) The Saturday Evening Post May 23 1964
• * Great Aches from Little Boudoirs Grow, (ar) The New Yorker Jul 9 1949
• * Great Oafs from Little Monsters Grow, (ss) The New Yorker May 16 1964
• * Hail to the Chief, at Two-Thirds Off, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 15 1962
• * Hail, Hail, the Ganglia’s All Here, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 23 1972
• * The Han D That Cradles the Rock, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 1 1950
• * Hell Hath No Fury...and Saks No Brake, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 28 1951
• * Hell in the Gabardines, (ss) The New Yorker May 12 1945
• * Hello Operator? I Don’t Want a Policeman, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 3 1939
• * Hello, Central, Give Me That Jolly Old Pelf, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 21 1963
• * The Hermit Crab, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 15 1967
• * Hey, What’s Wriggling Around That Caduceus?, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 18 1966
• * Hit Him Again, He’s Sober, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 8 1944
• * Hold That Christmas Tiger!, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 27 1941
• * How Ruritanian Can You Get?, (ar) The New Yorker Jan 22 1949
• * How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 5 1946
• * Humor, (hu) Rex Nov, Dec 1957
• * Hungarian Goulash, with Battered Noodles, (ar) The New Yorker Jun 27 1953
• * I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been a Matrix of Lean Meat, (ss) The New Yorker May 16 1953
• * I Declare, Under Penalty of Milkshake, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 20 1960
• * I Hardly Closed an Eye, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 25 1941
• * I Have Nothing to Declare but My Genius, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 24 1975
• * I Visit the Kiddies, (ar) The Saturday Evening Post Jan 15 1944
• * I Was a Slave of Love, (hu) The Saturday Evening Post Feb 22 1964
• * If a Slicker Meet a Slicker, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 25 1964
• * If It Please Your Honor, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 28 1962
• * I’m Sorry I Made Me Cry, (ar) The New Yorker Nov 8 1952
• * In Spite of All Temptations/To Belong to Other Nations, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 25 1967
• * In Vishnuland I’ll Take No Stand, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 12 1972
• * Infant Industry, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 6 1937
• * Insert Flap A and Throw Away, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 5 1944
• * Into Your Tent I’ll Creep, (ar) The New Yorker Oct 30 1948
• * Is There a Writer in the House?, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 20 1978
• * Is There an Osteosynchrondroitrician in the House?, (ss) The New Yorker May 15 1937
• * It Takes Two to Tango but Only One to Squirm, (ar) The New Yorker Sep 12 1953
• * It Was Her Birthday, (hu) The Strand Magazine Apr 1945
• * The Joy of Mooching, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 27 1976
• * Kitchen Bouquet, (ar) The New Yorker Nov 4 1939
• * Lady, Play Your Endocrines, (ar) The New Yorker Mar 12 1949
• * Let a Snarl Be Your Umbrella, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 14 1967
• * Let Old Acquaintance Be Forgot, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 8 1960
• * Lock Lips—Monkeyshines in the Bridgework, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 7 1967
• * The Longer the Lip, the Smoother the Grift, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 14 1944
• * Love My Toucan, (ss) This Week Apr 7 1957
• * The Love Trapeze, (ms) College Humor Apr 1931
• * “M” Is for the Migraine That She Gave Me, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 14 1953
• * Many a Slip, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 17 1948
• * Mayfair Mama, Turn Your Damper Down, (ar) The New Yorker May 14 1949
• * Meanness Rising from the Suds, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 2 1978
• * Methinks the Lady Doth Propel Too Much, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 26 1977
• * Midwinter Facial Trends, (hu) The New Yorker Jan 16 1937
• * Monomania, You and Me Is Quits, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 26 1960
• * Moonstruck at Sunset, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1969
• * Mortar and Pestle, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 16 1948
• * Muddler on the Roof, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 19 1966
• * Naked in Piccadilly, W. I, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 27 1968
• * Nesselrode to Jeopardy, (hu) The New Yorker Jan 6 1951
  • Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine Oct 1952
• * New Girdle, with Lots of Support, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 8 1972
• * Nirvana Small by a Waterfall, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 2 1951
• * No Autographs, Please—I’m Invisible, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 18 1965
• * No Dearth of Mirth—Fill Out the Coupon!, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 22 1945
• * No Starch in the Dhoti, S’ll Vous Plait, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 12 1955
• * Nothin? Could Be Finer Than to Dine from Manny’s China in the Mornin?, (ss) The New Yorker Mar 3 1945
• * Nothing but the Tooth, (ss) The New Yorker May 18 1935
  • Compass: Current Reading Dec 1945
• * Oh, Sing Again That Song of Venery, (ar) The New Yorker Oct 20 1951
• * On Me It Looks Wizard, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 25 1958
• * On the Banks of the Old Hogwash, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 27 1951
• * Once Over Lightly, and Please Hush Your Bazoo, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 14 1963
• * One of Our Stagecraft Is Missing, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 23 1974
• * One Order of Blintzes, and Hold the Flimflam, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 6 1978
• * Open Letter to a Cold-Slough Mob, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 7 1959
• * Our Unbalanced Aquariums, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 26 1935
• * Our Vines Have Shrewder Grapes, (ss) The New Yorker Apr 22 1950
• * Out of This Nettle, Danger.., (ss) The New Yorker Nov 29 1969
• * Pain Counterpane, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 10 1946
• * Pastiche of the Author in Sweet Disarray, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 26 1964
• * The Pen Is Mightier-And Also Pricier, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 26 1970
• * Personne Ici Except Us Chickens, (ss) The New Yorker May 20 1950
• * Portrait of the Artist as a Young Cat’s Paw, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 10 1979
• * A Pox on You, Mine Goodly Host, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 4 1941
• * Psst, Partner, Your Peristalsis Is Showing, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 4 1942
• * Pull Devil, Pull Beagle, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 1 1945
• * The Rape of the Drape, (ss) The New Yorker Sep 24 1966
• * Razzle-Dazzle in the Rib Room, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 29 1973
• * Ready, Aim, Flee!, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 24 1973
• * Recapture Your Rapture, in One Seedy Session, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 29 1976
• * Rent Me and I’ll Come to You, (ss) The New Yorker Jul 12 1958
• * Rock-a-Bye Viscount, in the Treetop, (ss) The New Yorker Dec 23 1950
• * Roll On, Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll, (ss) The New Yorker Aug 16 1952
• * Salesman, Spare That Psyche, (ss) The New Yorker Nov 11 1950
• * The Saucier’s Apprentice, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 14 1956
  • Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine Dec 1961
  • Ellery Queen’s Mystery Magazine (Australia) Feb 1962
• * Scram! You Made the Pants Too Short, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 24 1977
• * Scrub Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar, (ss) The New Yorker Jun 28 1941
• * Send No Money, Honey, (ss) The New Yorker Jan 6 1945
• * Sex and the Single Boy, (ss) The New Yorker May 8 1965
• * Shades of Young Girls Among the Flummery, (ar) The New Yorker Oct 10 1953
• * She Walks in Beauty—Single File, Eyes Front, and No Hanky-Panky, (ss) The New Yorker Feb 22 1969
• * Short Easterly Squall, with Low Visibility and Rising Gorge, (ss) The New Yorker Oct 24 1953