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[]Perelman, S(idney) J(oseph) (1904-1979) (chron.)
- * The Adventure of the Razor’s Edge, (ss) Diplomat January 1966
- * Afternoon with a Pint-Sized Faun, (ss) The New Yorker December 4 1965
- * All Out! Change Cars for the Living Room, (ss) The New Yorker August 29 1942
- * All Precincts Beware—Paper Tigress Loose!, (ss) The New Yorker June 27 1977
- * Amo, Amas, Amat, Amamus, Amatis, Enough!, (ss) The New Yorker May 8 1943
- * And, in the Center Ring, That Stupendous Death-Defying Daredevil .., (ss) The New Yorker May 11 1968
- * And Then the Whining Schoolboy, with His Satchel, (ss) The New Yorker December 9 1974
- * And Thou Beside Me Yacketing in the Wildernes, (ss) The New Yorker November 21 1953
- * And Thou Beside Me… Yacketing in the Wilderness, (ar) Escapade February 1959
- * Anna Trivia Pluralized, (ss) The New Yorker November 26 1966
- * Antic Hey-Hey, (ss) The New Yorker September 9 1950
- * Are We at the Crossroads?, (ss) The New Yorker September 23 1933
- * Are You a Good Parent?, (ms) Lilliput February 1944
- * Are You Decent, Mem-Sahib?, (ss) The New Yorker August 28 1965
- * Around the Bend in Eighty Days:
* ___ I—Disquiet, Please, We’re Turning, (ar) The New Yorker January 1 1972
* ___ II—New Girdle, with Lots of Support, (ar) The New Yorker January 8 1972
* ___ III—The Turkey Trot: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back, (ar) The New Yorker January 15 1972
* ___ IV—Dip in Hot Water and Fry Till Acerbic, (ss) The New Yorker February 5 1972
* ___ V—In Vishnuland I’ll Take No Stand, (ss) The New Yorker February 12 1972
* ___ VI—For Sale or Rent: One Pair of Seven League Boots, (ss) The New Yorker February 19 1972
- * As I Was Going to St. Ives I Met a Man with Seventeen Wives, (ss) The New Yorker September 11 1978
- * At My Dentist’s, (hu) The Strand Magazine December 1944
- * Avocado, or the Future of Eating, (ss) The New Yorker May 1 1937
- * Baby, I Will Enchant Thine Ear-Maybe, (ss) The New Yorker January 9 1960
- * The Back of Beyond, (hu) Clubman #25, October 1952
- * Be a Cat’s-Paw! Lose Big Money!, (ss) The New Yorker July 26 1969
- * Beat Me, Post-Impressionist Daddy, (ss) The New Yorker November 21 1942
- * Beauty and the Bee, (ss) The New Yorker September 21 1935
- * Before and After, (ss) The New Yorker November 28 1936
- * Bend Down, Sister, (ss) The New Yorker November 7 1942
- * Birthday of the Infanta, (ar) The Saturday Evening Post July 15 1944
- * Boy Meets Girl Meets Foot, (ss) The New Yorker May 13 1939
- * A Brush with Quality, (ss) The New Yorker June 25 1960
- * By the Waters of Razz-Ma-Taz, (ss) The New Yorker January 3 1953
- * A Cake Is a Cake Is a Masterpiece, (hu) Escapade June 1957
- * Call and I Follow, I Follow!, (ss) The New Yorker August 16 1958
- * Calling All Addlepates, (ss) The New Yorker January 16 1954
- * Calling All Moths: Candle Dead Ahead, (ss) The New Yorker May 3 1969
- * Call Me Monty, and Grovel Freely, (ss) The New Yorker November 23 1968
- * Captain Future, Block That Kick!, (ss) The New Yorker January 20 1940
- * Casanova, Move Over, (ss) The New Yorker June 12 1943
- * Cat Trick, (vi) Baby It’s Cold Inside by S. J. Perelman, Random House, 1970
- * Caution-Beware of Excess Prophets, (ss) The New Yorker October 23 1965
- * Caution-Soft Prose Ahead!, (ss) The New Yorker August 24 1940
- * Caveat Emptor, Fortissimo Ex Philadelphia, (ss) The New Yorker June 19 1965
- * Chewies the Goat but Flicks Need Hypo, (ss) The New Yorker March 31 1951
- * China-Painting Prince of Dull Stories, (ss) The New Yorker July 8 1933
- * Christmas A.M. at the Dabneys 1950, (ss) Cosmopolitan December 1944
- * Cloudland Revisited:
* ___ Antic Hey-Hey, (ss) The New Yorker September 9 1950
* ___ By the Waters of Razz-Ma-Taz, (ss) The New Yorker January 3 1953
* ___ Four-and-Twenty Blackjacks, (cl) The New Yorker March 3 1951
* ___ Great Aches from Little Boudoirs Grow, (cl) The New Yorker July 9 1949
* ___ How Ruritanian Can You Get?, (cl) The New Yorker January 22 1949
* ___ Hungarian Goulash, with Battered Noodles, (cl) The New Yorker June 27 1953
* ___ I’m Sorry I Made Me Cry, (cl) The New Yorker November 8 1952
* ___ Into Your Tent I’ll Creep, (cl) The New Yorker October 30 1948
* ___ It Takes Two to Tango but Only One to Squirm, (cl) The New Yorker September 12 1953
* ___ Lady, Play Your Endocrines, (cl) The New Yorker March 12 1949
* ___ Mayfair Mama, Turn Your Damper Down, (cl) The New Yorker May 14 1949
* ___ “M” Is for the Migraine That She Gave Me, (ss) The New Yorker March 14 1953
* ___ Oh, Sing Again That Song of Venery, (cl) The New Yorker October 20 1951
* ___ Rock-a-Bye Viscount, in the Treetop, (ss) The New Yorker December 23 1950 [Ref. Edgar Rice Burroughs]
* ___ Roll On, Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll, (ss) The New Yorker August 16 1952
* ___ Shades of Young Girls Among the Flummery, (cl) The New Yorker October 10 1953
* ___ Sodom in the Suburbs, (cl) The New Yorker February 12 1949
* ___ Tuberoses and Tigers, (cl) The New Yorker November 13 1948
* ___ Vintage Swine, (cl) The New Yorker September 20 1952
* ___ When to the Sessions of Sweet Silent Films…, (cl) The New Yorker August 2 1952
* ___ Why, Doctor, What Big Green Eyes You Have!, (cl) The New Yorker September 30 1950
* ___ The Wickedest Woman in Larchmont, (cl) The New Yorker October 18 1952
- * Come, Costly Fido, for I Am Sick with Love, (ss) The New Yorker December 7 1968
- * Come on in, the Liability’s Fine, (ss) The New Yorker June 6 1953
- * Counter-Revolution, (ss) The New Yorker March 2 1940
- * Creepy-Time Gal, (ss) The New Yorker September 28 1940
- * Cuckoos Nesting-Do Not Disturb, (ss) The New Yorker August 25 1956
- * Danger: Boys at Play, (hu) The Strand Magazine February 1945
- * Danger in the Drain, (ss) The New Yorker May 1 1948
- * Danger-Molting Plumage, (ss) The New Yorker November 22 1952
- * Dear Sir or Madam, (ss) The New Yorker June 3 1967
- * De Gustibus Ain’t What Dey Used to Be, (ss) The New Yorker April 18 1953
- * Dental or Mental, I Say It’s Spinach, (ar) The Saturday Evening Post May 27 1944
- * Dip in Hot Water and Fry Till Acerbic, (ss) The New Yorker February 5 1972
- * Disquiet, Please, We’re Turning, (ar) The New Yorker January 1 1972
- * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa Jet-Propelled Turban, (ss) The New Yorker August 28 1954
- * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: Shoot, if You Must, Past This Old Gray Head, (ss) The New Yorker August 14 1954
- * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: The Artemisses, (ss) The New Yorker November 6 1954
- * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Small-Bore in Africa: To Count the Cats in Zanzibar, (ss) The New Yorker July 31 1954
- * Dr. Perelman, I Presume, or Snail-Bore in Africa: Against the Grain with Charlene Bozeman, (ss) The New Yorker January 29 1955
- * Don’t Bring Me Oscars (When It’s Shoesies That I Need), (ss) The New Yorker March 13 1948
- * Don’t Tell Me, Pretty Gypsy, (ss) The New Yorker August 15 1953
- * Down with the Restoration, (ss) The New Yorker January 29 1938
- * Duck, for the Night Is Coming, (ss) The New Yorker August 11 1951
- * Eat, Drink, and Be Wary, (ss) The New Yorker November 21 1964
- * Eine Kleine Mothmusik, (ss) The New Yorker August 13 1960
- * Farewell, My Lovely Appetizer, (ss) The New Yorker December 16 1944
- * Five Little Biceps and How They Flew, (ss) The New Yorker October 19 1968
- * Flat-Footers Frisk Fiddler’s Flat!, (ss) Judge August 9 1930
- * Flatten Your Wallet—High Style Ahead, (ss) The New Yorker February 20 1965
- * For Sale or Rent: One Pair of Seven League Boots, (ss) The New Yorker February 19 1972
- * Four-and-Twenty Blackjacks, (ar) The New Yorker March 3 1951
- * The Frost Is on the Noggin, (ss) The New Yorker June 2 1975
- * Frou-Frou, or the Future of Vertigo, (ss) The New Yorker April 16 1938
- * Garnish Your Face with Parsley and Serve, (ss) The New Yorker April 1 1944
- * Gather Ye Rosebuds, but Watch Ye Step, (ss) The New Yorker January 7 1961
- * Genuflection in the Sun, (ss) The New Yorker August 29 1953
- * A Girl and a Boy Anthropoid Were Dancing, (ss) The New Yorker January 12 1952
- * Good-bye, Broadway, Hello, Mr. Square, (hu) The Saturday Evening Post May 23 1964
- * Good News, Bibliophiles!, (ss) Judge December 28 1929
- * Great Aches from Little Boudoirs Grow, (ar) The New Yorker July 9 1949
- * Great Oafs from Little Monsters Grow, (ss) The New Yorker May 16 1964
- * Hail, Hail, the Ganglia’s All Here, (ss) The New Yorker September 23 1972
- * Hail to the Chief, at Two-Thirds Off, (ss) The New Yorker September 15 1962
- * The Han D That Cradles the Rock, (ss) The New Yorker July 1 1950
- * Hell Hath No Fury…and Saks No Brake, (ss) The New Yorker April 28 1951
- * Hell in the Gabardines, (ss) The New Yorker May 12 1945
- * Hello, Central, Give Me That Jolly Old Pelf, (ss) The New Yorker December 21 1963
- * Hello Operator? I Don’t Want a Policeman, (ss) The New Yorker June 3 1939
- * The Hermit Crab, (ss) The New Yorker July 15 1967
- * Hey, What’s Wriggling Around That Caduceus?, (ss) The New Yorker June 18 1966
- * Hit Him Again, He’s Sober, (ss) The New Yorker January 8 1944
- * Hold That Christmas Tiger!, (ss) The New Yorker December 27 1941
- * How Ruritanian Can You Get?, (ar) The New Yorker January 22 1949
- * How Sharper Than a Serpent’s Tooth, (ss) The New Yorker January 5 1946
- * Humor, (hu) Rex Nov, Dec 1957
- * Hungarian Goulash, with Battered Noodles, (ar) The New Yorker June 27 1953
- * I Am Not Now, Nor Have I Ever Been a Matrix of Lean Meat, (ss) The New Yorker May 16 1953
- * I Declare, Under Penalty of Milkshake, (ss) The New Yorker February 20 1960
- * If a Slicker Meet a Slicker, (ss) The New Yorker January 25 1964
- * If It Please Your Honor, (ss) The New Yorker April 28 1962
- * I Hardly Closed an Eye, (ss) The New Yorker January 25 1941
- * I Have Nothing to Declare but My Genius, (ss) The New Yorker February 24 1975
- * I’ll Always Call You Schnorrer, My African Explorer, (ss)
- * I’m Sorry I Made Me Cry, (ar) The New Yorker November 8 1952
- * Infant Industry, (ss) The New Yorker March 6 1937
- * Insert Flap A and Throw Away, (ss) The New Yorker February 5 1944
- * Insert Flap A and Throw Away, (ex) The New Yorker February 5 1944
- * In Spite of All Temptations/To Belong to Other Nations, (ss) The New Yorker March 25 1967
- * Into Your Tent I’ll Creep, (ar) The New Yorker October 30 1948
- * In Vishnuland I’ll Take No Stand, (ss) The New Yorker February 12 1972
- * Is There an Osteosynchrondroitrician in the House?, (ss) The New Yorker May 15 1937
- * Is There a Writer in the House?, (ss) The New Yorker March 20 1978
- * It Takes Two to Tango but Only One to Squirm, (ar) The New Yorker September 12 1953
- * It Was Her Birthday, (hu) The Strand Magazine April 1945
- * I Visit the Kiddies, (ar) The Saturday Evening Post January 15 1944
- * I Was a Slave of Love, (hu) The Saturday Evening Post February 22 1964
- * The Joy of Mooching, (ss) The New Yorker September 27 1976
- * Kitchen Bouquet, (ar) The New Yorker November 4 1939
- * Lady, Play Your Endocrines, (ar) The New Yorker March 12 1949
- * Let a Snarl Be Your Umbrella, (ss) The New Yorker January 14 1967
- * Let Old Acquaintance Be Forgot, (ss) The New Yorker October 8 1960
- * Lock Lips—Monkeyshines in the Bridgework, (ss) The New Yorker October 7 1967
- * The Longer the Lip, the Smoother the Grift, (ss) The New Yorker October 14 1944
- * Love My Toucan, (ss) This Week April 7 1957
- * The Love Trapeze, (ms) College Humor #88, April 1931
- * Many a Slip, (ss) The New Yorker April 17 1948
- * Master Sleuth Unmasked at Last!, (ss) Judge July 19 1930
- * Mayfair Mama, Turn Your Damper Down, (ar) The New Yorker May 14 1949
- * Meanness Rising from the Suds, (ss) The New Yorker January 2 1978
- * Methinks the Lady Doth Propel Too Much, (ss) The New Yorker September 26 1977
- * Midwinter Facial Trends, (hu) The New Yorker January 16 1937
- * “M” Is for the Migraine That She Gave Me, (ss) The New Yorker March 14 1953
- * Monomania, You and Me Is Quits, (ss) The New Yorker November 26 1960
- * Moonstruck at Sunset, (ss) The New Yorker August 16 1969
- * Mortar and Pestle, (ss) The New Yorker October 16 1948
- * Muddler on the Roof, (ss) The New Yorker February 19 1966
- * Naked in Piccadilly, W. I, (ss) The New Yorker January 27 1968
- * Nesselrode to Jeopardy, (hu) The New Yorker January 6 1951
- * New Girdle, with Lots of Support, (ar) The New Yorker January 8 1972
- * Nirvana Small by a Waterfall, (ss) The New Yorker June 2 1951
- * No Autographs, Please—I’m Invisible, (ss) The New Yorker September 18 1965
- * No Dearth of Mirth—Fill Out the Coupon!, (ss) The New Yorker December 22 1945
- * No Starch in the Dhoti, S’ll Vous Plait, (ss) The New Yorker February 12 1955
- * Nothin? Could Be Finer Than to Dine from Manny’s China in the Mornin?, (ss) The New Yorker March 3 1945
- * Nothing but the Tooth, (ss) The New Yorker May 18 1935
- * Oh, Sing Again That Song of Venery, (ar) The New Yorker October 20 1951
- * Once Over Lightly, and Please Hush Your Bazoo, (ss) The New Yorker December 14 1963
- * One of Our Stagecraft Is Missing, (ss) The New Yorker December 23 1974
- * One Order of Blintzes, and Hold the Flimflam, (ss) The New Yorker November 6 1978
- * On Me It Looks Wizard, (ss) The New Yorker January 25 1958
- * On the Banks of the Old Hogwash, (ss) The New Yorker January 27 1951
- * Open Letter to a Cold-Slough Mob, (ss) The New Yorker November 7 1959
- * Our Unbalanced Aquariums, (ss) The New Yorker October 26 1935
- * Our Vines Have Shrewder Grapes, (ss) The New Yorker April 22 1950
- * Out of This Nettle, Danger.., (ss) The New Yorker November 29 1969
- * Pain Counterpane, (ss) The New Yorker August 10 1946
- * Parlor, Bedlam and Bath (with Quentin Reynolds), (hu) College Humor #79, July 1930
- * Pastiche of the Author in Sweet Disarray, (ss) The New Yorker December 26 1964
- * The Peeping Tom Situation, (ss) Judge May 10 1930
- * The Pen Is Mightier-And Also Pricier, (ss) The New Yorker December 26 1970
- * Personne Ici Except Us Chickens, (ss) The New Yorker May 20 1950
- * Portrait of the Artist as a Young Cat’s Paw, (ss) The New Yorker September 10 1979
- * A Pox on You, Mine Goodly Host, (ss) The New Yorker January 4 1941
- * Psst, Partner, Your Peristalsis Is Showing, (ss) The New Yorker July 4 1942
- * Pull Devil, Pull Beagle, (ss) The New Yorker December 1 1945
- * The Rape of the Drape, (ss) The New Yorker September 24 1966
- * Razzle-Dazzle in the Rib Room, (ss) The New Yorker October 29 1973
- * Ready, Aim, Flee!, (ss) The New Yorker December 24 1973
- * Recapture Your Rapture, in One Seedy Session, (ss) The New Yorker November 29 1976
- * Rent Me and I’ll Come to You, (ss) The New Yorker July 12 1958
- * Rock-a-Bye Viscount, in the Treetop, (ss) The New Yorker December 23 1950 [Ref. Edgar Rice Burroughs]
- * Roll On, Thou Deep and Dark Scenario, Roll, (ss) The New Yorker August 16 1952
- * Salesman, Spare That Psyche, (ss) The New Yorker November 11 1950
- * The Saucier’s Apprentice, (ss) The New Yorker January 14 1956
- * Scram! You Made the Pants Too Short, (ss) The New Yorker October 24 1977
- * Scrub Me, Daddy, Eight to the Bar, (ss) The New Yorker June 28 1941
- * Send No Money, Honey, (ss) The New Yorker January 6 1945
- * Sex and the Single Boy, (ss) The New Yorker May 8 1965
- * Shades of Young Girls Among the Flummery, (ar) The New Yorker October 10 1953
- * She Walks in Beauty—Single File, Eyes Front, and No Hanky-Panky, (ss) The New Yorker February 22 1969
- * Short Easterly Squall, with Low Visibility and Rising Gorge, (ss) The New Yorker October 24 1953
- * Shubert, Shubert, I’ve Been Thinkin’, (ss) The New Yorker January 10 1942
- * Six Daggers East, (ss) The New Yorker February 27 1965
- * Sleep Tight, Your Honor, (ss) The New Yorker August 12 1972
- * Sleepy-Time Extra, (ss) The New Yorker May 20 1944
- * Slow—Dangerous Foibles Ahead!, (ar) The New Yorker March 4 1939
- * Slow Down-Dangerous Footlights Ahead, (ss) The New Yorker November 21 1970
- * Small Is My Cinema, Deep My Doze, (ss) The New Yorker September 20 1958
- * Smugglers in the Dust, or Hollywood Hits Back, (ss) The New Yorker February 21 1942
- * Sodom in the Suburbs, (ar) The New Yorker February 12 1949
- * So Little Time Marches On, (ss) The New Yorker September 23 1944
- * Somewhere a Roscoe…, (ar) The New Yorker October 15 1938
- * Sorry-No Phone or Mail Orders, (ss) The New Yorker July 18 1953
- * Springtime for Sidney, (ar) Redbook February 1952
- * Strictly from Hunger, (ss) 1937
- * Strictly from Mars, or, How to Philander in Five Easy Colors, (ss) The New Yorker October 26 1946
- * Stringing Up Father, (ss) The New Yorker January 1 1949
- * Sweet and Hot, (ss) The New Yorker February 22 1936
- * The Sweet Chick Gone, (ss) The New Yorker June 3 1961
- * The Sweeter the Tooth, the Nearer the Couch, (ss) The New Yorker February 7 1948
- * Swindle Sheet with Blueblood Engrailed, Arrant Fibs Rampant, (ss) The New Yorker June 4 1955
- * Swing Out, Sweet Chariot, (ss) The New Yorker September 14 1940
- * Swing Out, Sweet Opiate, (ss) The New Yorker July 21 1951
- * Take Two Parts Sand, One Part Girl and Stir, (ss) The New Yorker July 8 1944
- * Tell Me Clear, Parachutist Dear, Are You Man or Mouse?, (ss) The New Yorker December 25 1965
- * Ten Cents in Stamps, (cl) The New Yorker Jan 24, Feb 28 1931
- * 10:30 and All Quiet on West Forty-Fifth Street, (ss) The New Yorker December 23 1967
- * They’ve Come to Caviar, (ss) The New Yorker October 17 1931
- * This Little Piggy Went to Market, (ss) The New Yorker April 23 1955
- * Thunder Under the Kalahari, or, Aliquid Novi Ex Botswana?, (ss) The New Yorker December 21 1968
- * To Erris Human, to Forgive Supine, (ss) The New Yorker October 4 1969
- * Tomorrow: Fairly Cloudy, (ss) The New Yorker August 20 1938
- * To Sleep, Perchance to Steam, (ss) The New Yorker January 24 1942
- * To Yearn Is Subhuman, to Forestall Divine, (ss) The New Yorker May 23 1977
- * The Trick to Toy Assembly, (ex) The New Yorker February 5 1944, as "Insert Flap A and Throw Away"
- * Tuberoses and Tigers, (ar) The New Yorker November 13 1948
- * The Turkey Trot: One Step Forward, Two Steps Back, (ar) The New Yorker January 15 1972
- * Under the Shrinking Royalty the Village Smithy Stands, (ss) The New Yorker December 27 1976
- * Up the Close and Down the Stair, (ss) The New Yorker September 8 1951
- * Vintage Swine, (ar) The New Yorker September 20 1952
- * Waiting for Santy, (ss) The New Yorker December 26 1936
- * A Walk on the Sweet Side, (ss) The New Yorker August 11 1962
- * Wanted: Short or Long Respite by Former Cineaste, (ss) The New Yorker February 19 1979
- * Westward Ha!, (ss) Holiday November 1947
- * Whatever Goes Up, (ss) The New Yorker October 2 1943
- * Whenas in Gilt My Julio Goes, (ss) The New Yorker January 21 1974
- * When to the Sessions of Sweet Silent Films…, (ar) The New Yorker August 2 1952
- * Where Do You Work-A, John?, (ss) The New Yorker June 7 1958
- * Whiskey Rebellion, 1939, (ss) The New Yorker April 22 1939
- * Why, Doctor, What Big Green Eyes You Have!, (ar) The New Yorker September 30 1950
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