Last year I rhymed a valentine, And penned it on a dainty sheet Of pink note paper; and I laid The offering at Kate's feet. I have a copy here at hand: "Oh! Dearest Kate!" the lines begin; "Oh! Dearest Kate" has married since, -- And now I strive fair Maude to win. And so to-night I take my pen And, as my muse is slow of late, I use that valentine again, -- Just substituting "Maude" for "Kate."