• ANTHOLOGY: Toaster's Handbook (1914) "Dogs"   A poem. "Jokes, Stories and Quotations" Compiled by Peggy Edmund and Harold Workman Williams. Also, third edition printed 1916. New editions available from Gutenberg, etc. ISBN 1419162381. p 141.  [GOOGLE BOOKS]

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from Toaster's Handbook
Dogs
by Ellis Parker Butler

Dogs is mighty useful beasts
They might seem bad at first
They might seem worser right along
But when they're dead
They're wurst.

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