To the Editor of The New York Times:

I object to the suggestion of Mr. Ellis Parker Butler in Friday's Times that the most appropriate word descriptive of a telephone message is "yawp." Being somewhat of a yawpist myself and knowing something about yawps, I want to say that a yawp is as unlike a telephone message as -- as -- well, as a telephone message is unlike a yawp.

Oh, say,
A yawp is not the way
We send
A telephone message to a friend,
Because a yawp gets there
For fair;
Which is why
It is called a yawp.
See?

Judging from numerous transactions I have had with telephonic messages I should say a good descriptive word would be "tohelephon." What?